Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Students at exam Funny Thoughts

Posted by Unknown , 9:52 AM Be the first to comment!
Views:
Truth Of Studens..:p
Most Common
Dialogues During
Exam:
1. Rey.. Yenni Questions Raasaav.. ??
.
2. Abey Konchem Peddhagaa
cheppura Vinipinchatledh­u...
:p
.
3. Ma’am I was asking for the
eraser :(
.
4. Paper Paiki lepu bey.. Yevaruu
chudatam ledhu le gaani:/
.
5. Rey.. yee chapter manaki
cheppaaraa.. ??
.
6. Inkokka roju Time unte
Chadhivevaadni.
.
7. WTF..!! .
8. Yee Paper Set chesindhi Yevadraa
baabuu . ??
.
9. Paper Elaa vatchindhi Raa..
kummesaavaa.. ??
.
10. Answer sheet ni Konchem right
side ki petti raasko Raa.. Naaku
kanipisthundhi Appudu.:D
.
And The Famous one
. 11. Dhevudaa... Ee Okkasaariki
pass chey.
Mother Promise..
next tym Baaga prepare
Avuthaa....:p :O :D

Agree Students ?? = HIT Like

SHARE THIS POST   

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Myspace
  • Google Buzz
  • Reddit
  • Stumnleupon
  • Delicious
  • Digg
  • Technorati
Labels: , , , ,

0 comments:

Tortoise and Rabbit funny joke

Posted by Unknown , 9:42 AM Be the first to comment!
Views:
Tortoise & Rabbit wrote entrance exam,
Tortoise got 80%
Rabbit 81%.
Both went 4 admission in an engineering college,
Cut off needed was 85%.
Rabbit didn't get admission
but
Tortoise got.
How?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
U remember when v were in 1st std, tortoise won a race.
So Sports quota 5% marks extra

SHARE THIS POST   

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Myspace
  • Google Buzz
  • Reddit
  • Stumnleupon
  • Delicious
  • Digg
  • Technorati
Labels: , ,

0 comments:

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Shakespeare's Message and funny Moral

Posted by Unknown , 9:42 AM Be the first to comment!
Views:
Someone asked Shakespeare:
You married a girl elder than you. Why?
He showed him a calender and said:
A week has seven days, can you which day is younger,
either Sunday or Saturday??
So, Love comes from HEART not in age.
LOVE has no AGE.
MORAL: NOW BOYS CAN ALSO LOVE THEIR SENIOR GIRLS.

SHARE THIS POST   

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Myspace
  • Google Buzz
  • Reddit
  • Stumnleupon
  • Delicious
  • Digg
  • Technorati
Labels: , , ,

0 comments:

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Funny Answer by different students about Love

Posted by Unknown , 7:24 AM Be the first to comment!
Views:
Question :-What is love and explain in
details ?..............­..... (10 marks)
_______________­_______________­_____
Answer:
MBA Student's Answer: Love is life.
... (marks : 1/2 from 10)
---------------­---------------­----------
C.A. Student's Answer : Love is pain.
... ( marks : 1/2 from 10)
---------------­---------------­----------
Engineering Student's Answer :
- Definition:
A serious disorder of heart due to
relationship between men women that can
cause death of one or both depending on
the resistance associated.
- TYPES:
one sided both sided
- AGE:
Usually occurs in teenagers but nowadays
can be found in any age
- SYMPTOMS:
Tension
Daydreaming
Insomnia
Phone Addiction
- DIAGNOSIS BY:
Diary
Photos
Mobile
- TREATMENT:
Anti-LOVE therapy by Father's Shoe or
Mother's Sandals...
(marks 10 from 10) Excellent !

SHARE THIS POST   

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Myspace
  • Google Buzz
  • Reddit
  • Stumnleupon
  • Delicious
  • Digg
  • Technorati
Labels: , , , ,

0 comments:

Funny Drunker and Taxi Driver Joke

Posted by Unknown , 7:22 AM Be the first to comment!
Views:
3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they
were
drunk so he started the engine
&
turned it off again. He told them."We have reached
". The 1st
guy gave him money
&
the 2nd guy said "thank you". The 3rd guy
gave the driver a slap. The driver
was shocked,thinking the 3rd
drunk knew what he did. But he
asked "whats that for?". The 3rd
guy replied: "CONTROL YOUR
SPEED NEXT TIME, you
nearly killed us!

SHARE THIS POST   

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Myspace
  • Google Buzz
  • Reddit
  • Stumnleupon
  • Delicious
  • Digg
  • Technorati
Labels: , ,

0 comments:

Funny Love story

Posted by Unknown , 7:21 AM Be the first to comment!
Views:
LuV STORY OF ENGINEER: :P

I was in 12th
She was in 12th

I got B.Tech
She got BBA

I was doing B.Tech
She got MBA

I was preparing 4 M.TECH entrance
She got married

I m doing M.TECH
She's d mother of 2 children

I got PH.D
Her daughter is in 1st stndrd,

I became DOCTRATE
Hr daughtr passd 10th,

I hav joined job.
Hr Daughtr joined College.

The Greatest irony-
.
.

Today is my ENGAGEMENT
& Her daughtr is my WIFE

SHARE THIS POST   

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Myspace
  • Google Buzz
  • Reddit
  • Stumnleupon
  • Delicious
  • Digg
  • Technorati
Labels: , , , ,

0 comments:

Partiality in Class room Funny but true

Posted by Unknown , 7:20 AM Be the first to comment!
Views:
Group of boys talking in the
class.:P:P
Sir reaction-"you boys are
making noise. . GET OUT !!!"
Boys -"Sorry sir noru muskoni kusuntam ipad nunchi"
Sir-"if u wont move out i'll mark
1
week absent !"
*
*
GROUP OF GIRLS TALKING**
SIR reaction-"Arey em maatladthunaro maaku kuda chepthe memu kudaa navvutham kadhaa .....

wahh sir wahh , vaalu matladithe sollu karchukuntu vintaa antaru memu matladithe sollu appi bhayatiki dobbeyi antaru :-p

True story :-p

SHARE THIS POST   

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Myspace
  • Google Buzz
  • Reddit
  • Stumnleupon
  • Delicious
  • Digg
  • Technorati
Labels: , , , ,

0 comments:

College Jokes

Posted by Unknown , 7:19 AM Be the first to comment!
Views:
Cafe lo...
Boy to Girl..
Boy: I LOVE U..
.
.
.
.
.
Girl Boy ni laagipetti kotti...
"Emannaav.. Mallee
chepparaa"
Andhi kopamgaa.
.
.
.
..
.
.
.
.
.
Boy girl ni Laagipetti
kotti....
"Neeku Vinapadaledhu
kadhe...
Marendhuku kottaav"

SHARE THIS POST   

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Myspace
  • Google Buzz
  • Reddit
  • Stumnleupon
  • Delicious
  • Digg
  • Technorati
Labels: , , , ,

0 comments:

B.Tech jokes to share on facebook

Posted by Unknown , 7:19 AM Be the first to comment!
Views:
H.O.D : Chaduve valu oka rojiki 6 gantalu nidrapothe chalu..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Student : College lo na sir....? :-)

H.O.D : :-o

SHARE THIS POST   

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Myspace
  • Google Buzz
  • Reddit
  • Stumnleupon
  • Delicious
  • Digg
  • Technorati
Labels: , , ,

0 comments:

Train Joke

Posted by Unknown , 7:18 AM Be the first to comment!
Views:
1 city lo Train valla 100 mandhi ki accident ayyindhi ..
99 chanipoyaru 1 jaffa brathikipoyadu!

Reporter jaffa tho idhantha yela jarigindhi ?

Jaffa: anouncment lo
Pinakini Express platform meedhaki vosthundi ani chepparu,,
andaru bayapadi platform mida nundi train pattala meedhaki dhunkesaru
kani train platform midhaki rakunda pattala meedhaki vochindhi %)
.
.
.
Reporter: inka meeru thelivainavallu­ ­ kabbatti thelsukoni pattala meedhaki digaledhanamata­ ­ !

Jaffa: kadhandii, nenu suicide cheskodaniki vocchanu,
anouncemnt vini pattala midha nundi platform midhaki yekkesa !

SHARE THIS POST   

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Myspace
  • Google Buzz
  • Reddit
  • Stumnleupon
  • Delicious
  • Digg
  • Technorati
Labels: , ,

0 comments:

Joke in a home about husband

Posted by Unknown , 7:16 AM Be the first to comment!
Views:
Pani manishi:"Ammagaaruu..
Yendhuku Yedusthunnaaru...???
.
.
Wife:"Mee Sir office lo oka
ammaayini Love Chesthunnaaru.."
.
.
.
.
Pani manishi:""Noo... Alaa
Yeppatikee Jaragadhu.
Sir Naaku Anyayam
Cheyaru .... :p :D :O
Wife double shocks .... :p :D

SHARE THIS POST   

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Myspace
  • Google Buzz
  • Reddit
  • Stumnleupon
  • Delicious
  • Digg
  • Technorati
Labels: , ,

0 comments:

Children in todays generation are too funny

Posted by Unknown , 7:14 AM Be the first to comment!
Views:
Todays generation of children.....!! ­ --!

kid:nanna naku pelli chey.......

father:evaritho ­ --.......

kid:nanamma tho......

father:orey thanu naku amma ra ante ne nanamma ra yedhava.....

kid:mari nuvvu ma amma ni endhuku cheskunnav ra..........

buddodu rockz.....:p
vadi babu shockzz..... :p

SHARE THIS POST   

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Myspace
  • Google Buzz
  • Reddit
  • Stumnleupon
  • Delicious
  • Digg
  • Technorati
Labels: , , ,

0 comments:

Subscribe to: Posts (Atom)