Thursday, October 10, 2013
Funniest reply
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A Husband working in UK wrote to his wife in India.
Dear Sunita Darling,
I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has affected my Company's performance, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart, please understand and adjust with this situation.
Your loving husband,
His wife replied
Hey hubby
Thanks for the 100 kisses.
Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man, agreed not to disconnect only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of
the monthly rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only,so I gave him other items, I hope you understand.
5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.
Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can survive the month using this balance.
Shall I plan the same for the next month?
Your Sweet Heart
Dear Sunita Darling,
I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has affected my Company's performance, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart, please understand and adjust with this situation.
Your loving husband,
His wife replied
Hey hubby
Thanks for the 100 kisses.
Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man, agreed not to disconnect only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of
the monthly rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only,so I gave him other items, I hope you understand.
5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.
Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can survive the month using this balance.
Shall I plan the same for the next month?
Your Sweet Heart
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Friday, July 12, 2013
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In Year 2050
Dad Kopam ga Arusthu Chepthadu thana Nursery Son tho:
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" Nenu Ippatiki Neeku Above Thousand Times Cheppanu...
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Nuv Nijanga Puttav... promise...
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Ninnu Download Cheyaledu......"
Like Ne Lolli Endi ra Ayya on facebook gor more jokes
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Pati ne Bhai hua... Hindi Joke
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Monday, April 1, 2013
Funny Telugu Joke of Judge and a Thief to share on facebook
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Dhonga : modhatisari dongathanam chesivasthunte akkada oka board meeda "visit again" ani rasi undi andhuke chesanu.
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First ever telugu funny quote supporting a girl
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KADUPU NOPPI Vasthondhi.
Jaffa:
kadupulo em lekapothe anthe kadupu noppi vasthundhi.
girl:
andhukena nuv yeppuduu thala noppi ani edusthav.
Girl Rockssss
Boy Shocksssss :P :D
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Funny incident of boy and girl on road for facebook telugu
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A girl on scooty overtook him
Boy shouted, "Hey Buffalo"
Girl turned back n shouted..
"you donkey, idiot, stupid n monkey"
Suddenly she had an accident
She was hit by a buffalo crossing the road..
MORAL:
"Girls never understand what a boy wants 2 say" ;)
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Telugu Funny Dialogue by guests after 2010
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dialogue
1990's lo aithe : enti mee intlo TV undhaa?
2000's lo aithe: enti mee intllo computer
unda?
2010 nunchi dialogue :
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Nokia sanna pin charger undhaa? :P :D
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A boy for Wifi Funny incident
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Tuesday, February 26, 2013
Students at exam Funny Thoughts
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Tortoise and Rabbit funny joke
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Wednesday, February 20, 2013
Shakespeare's Message and funny Moral
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You married a girl elder than you. Why?
He showed him a calender and said:
A week has seven days, can you which day is younger,
either Sunday or Saturday??
So, Love comes from HEART not in age.
LOVE has no AGE.
MORAL: NOW BOYS CAN ALSO LOVE THEIR SENIOR GIRLS.
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Tuesday, February 19, 2013
Funny Answer by different students about Love
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Funny Drunker and Taxi Driver Joke
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were
drunk so he started the engine
&
turned it off again. He told them."We have reached
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guy gave him money
&
the 2nd guy said "thank you". The 3rd guy
gave the driver a slap. The driver
was shocked,thinking the 3rd
drunk knew what he did. But he
asked "whats that for?". The 3rd
guy replied: "CONTROL YOUR
SPEED NEXT TIME, you
nearly killed us!
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Funny Love story
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I was in 12th
She was in 12th
I got B.Tech
She got BBA
I was doing B.Tech
She got MBA
I was preparing 4 M.TECH entrance
She got married
I m doing M.TECH
She's d mother of 2 children
I got PH.D
Her daughter is in 1st stndrd,
I became DOCTRATE
Hr daughtr passd 10th,
I hav joined job.
Hr Daughtr joined College.
The Greatest irony-
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Today is my ENGAGEMENT
& Her daughtr is my WIFE
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Partiality in Class room Funny but true
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class.:P:P
Sir reaction-"you boys are
making noise. . GET OUT !!!"
Boys -"Sorry sir noru muskoni kusuntam ipad nunchi"
Sir-"if u wont move out i'll mark
1
week absent !"
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GROUP OF GIRLS TALKING**
SIR reaction-"Arey em maatladthunaro maaku kuda chepthe memu kudaa navvutham kadhaa .....
wahh sir wahh , vaalu matladithe sollu karchukuntu vintaa antaru memu matladithe sollu appi bhayatiki dobbeyi antaru :-p
True story :-p
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College Jokes
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Boy to Girl..
Boy: I LOVE U..
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Girl Boy ni laagipetti kotti...
"Emannaav.. Mallee
chepparaa"
Andhi kopamgaa.
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Boy girl ni Laagipetti
kotti....
"Neeku Vinapadaledhu
kadhe...
Marendhuku kottaav"
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B.Tech jokes to share on facebook
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Student : College lo na sir....? :-)
H.O.D : :-o
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Train Joke
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99 chanipoyaru 1 jaffa brathikipoyadu!
Reporter jaffa tho idhantha yela jarigindhi ?
Jaffa: anouncment lo
Pinakini Express platform meedhaki vosthundi ani chepparu,,
andaru bayapadi platform mida nundi train pattala meedhaki dhunkesaru
kani train platform midhaki rakunda pattala meedhaki vochindhi %)
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Reporter: inka meeru thelivainavallu kabbatti thelsukoni pattala meedhaki digaledhanamata !
Jaffa: kadhandii, nenu suicide cheskodaniki vocchanu,
anouncemnt vini pattala midha nundi platform midhaki yekkesa !
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Joke in a home about husband
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Yendhuku Yedusthunnaaru...???
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Wife:"Mee Sir office lo oka
ammaayini Love Chesthunnaaru.."
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Pani manishi:""Noo... Alaa
Yeppatikee Jaragadhu.
Sir Naaku Anyayam
Cheyaru .... :p :D :O
Wife double shocks .... :p :D
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Children in todays generation are too funny
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