Tuesday, February 26, 2013
Students at exam Funny Thoughts
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Truth Of Studens..:p
Most Common
Dialogues During
Exam:
1. Rey.. Yenni Questions Raasaav.. ??
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2. Abey Konchem Peddhagaa
cheppura Vinipinchatledhu...
:p
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3. Ma’am I was asking for the
eraser :(
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4. Paper Paiki lepu bey.. Yevaruu
chudatam ledhu le gaani:/
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5. Rey.. yee chapter manaki
cheppaaraa.. ??
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6. Inkokka roju Time unte
Chadhivevaadni.
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7. WTF..!! .
8. Yee Paper Set chesindhi Yevadraa
baabuu . ??
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9. Paper Elaa vatchindhi Raa..
kummesaavaa.. ??
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10. Answer sheet ni Konchem right
side ki petti raasko Raa.. Naaku
kanipisthundhi Appudu.:D
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And The Famous one
. 11. Dhevudaa... Ee Okkasaariki
pass chey.
Mother Promise..
next tym Baaga prepare
Avuthaa....:p :O :D
Agree Students ?? = HIT Like
Labels:
B.Tech Jokes,
College Jokes,
Facebook Jokes,
SMS Jokes,
Telugu Jokes
Most Common
Dialogues During
Exam:
1. Rey.. Yenni Questions Raasaav.. ??
.
2. Abey Konchem Peddhagaa
cheppura Vinipinchatledhu...
:p
.
3. Ma’am I was asking for the
eraser :(
.
4. Paper Paiki lepu bey.. Yevaruu
chudatam ledhu le gaani:/
.
5. Rey.. yee chapter manaki
cheppaaraa.. ??
.
6. Inkokka roju Time unte
Chadhivevaadni.
.
7. WTF..!! .
8. Yee Paper Set chesindhi Yevadraa
baabuu . ??
.
9. Paper Elaa vatchindhi Raa..
kummesaavaa.. ??
.
10. Answer sheet ni Konchem right
side ki petti raasko Raa.. Naaku
kanipisthundhi Appudu.:D
.
And The Famous one
. 11. Dhevudaa... Ee Okkasaariki
pass chey.
Mother Promise..
next tym Baaga prepare
Avuthaa....:p :O :D
Agree Students ?? = HIT Like
Tortoise and Rabbit funny joke
Views:
Tortoise & Rabbit wrote entrance exam,
Tortoise got 80%
Rabbit 81%.
Both went 4 admission in an engineering college,
Cut off needed was 85%.
Rabbit didn't get admission
but
Tortoise got.
How?
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U remember when v were in 1st std, tortoise won a race.
So Sports quota 5% marks extra
Labels:
Animal Jokes,
Facebook Jokes,
SMS Jokes
Tortoise got 80%
Rabbit 81%.
Both went 4 admission in an engineering college,
Cut off needed was 85%.
Rabbit didn't get admission
but
Tortoise got.
How?
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U remember when v were in 1st std, tortoise won a race.
So Sports quota 5% marks extra
Wednesday, February 20, 2013
Shakespeare's Message and funny Moral
Views:
You married a girl elder than you. Why?
He showed him a calender and said:
A week has seven days, can you which day is younger,
either Sunday or Saturday??
So, Love comes from HEART not in age.
LOVE has no AGE.
MORAL: NOW BOYS CAN ALSO LOVE THEIR SENIOR GIRLS. Labels: Facebook Jokes, SMS Jokes, Telugu Jokes, Wife and Husband jokes
Tuesday, February 19, 2013
Funny Answer by different students about Love
Views:
Question :-What is love and explain in
details ?................... (10 marks)
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Answer:
MBA Student's Answer: Love is life.
... (marks : 1/2 from 10)
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C.A. Student's Answer : Love is pain.
... ( marks : 1/2 from 10)
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Engineering Student's Answer :
- Definition:
A serious disorder of heart due to
relationship between men women that can
cause death of one or both depending on
the resistance associated.
- TYPES:
one sided both sided
- AGE:
Usually occurs in teenagers but nowadays
can be found in any age
- SYMPTOMS:
Tension
Daydreaming
Insomnia
Phone Addiction
- DIAGNOSIS BY:
Diary
Photos
Mobile
- TREATMENT:
Anti-LOVE therapy by Father's Shoe or
Mother's Sandals...
(marks 10 from 10) Excellent !
Labels:
B.Tech Jokes,
College Jokes,
Facebook Jokes,
SMS Jokes,
Telugu Jokes
details ?................... (10 marks)
_____________________________
Answer:
MBA Student's Answer: Love is life.
... (marks : 1/2 from 10)
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C.A. Student's Answer : Love is pain.
... ( marks : 1/2 from 10)
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Engineering Student's Answer :
- Definition:
A serious disorder of heart due to
relationship between men women that can
cause death of one or both depending on
the resistance associated.
- TYPES:
one sided both sided
- AGE:
Usually occurs in teenagers but nowadays
can be found in any age
- SYMPTOMS:
Tension
Daydreaming
Insomnia
Phone Addiction
- DIAGNOSIS BY:
Diary
Photos
Mobile
- TREATMENT:
Anti-LOVE therapy by Father's Shoe or
Mother's Sandals...
(marks 10 from 10) Excellent !
Funny Drunker and Taxi Driver Joke
Views:
were
drunk so he started the engine
&
turned it off again. He told them."We have reached
". The 1st
guy gave him money
&
the 2nd guy said "thank you". The 3rd guy
gave the driver a slap. The driver
was shocked,thinking the 3rd
drunk knew what he did. But he
asked "whats that for?". The 3rd
guy replied: "CONTROL YOUR
SPEED NEXT TIME, you
nearly killed us! Labels: Facebook Jokes, SMS Jokes, Telugu Jokes
Funny Love story
Views:
I was in 12th
She was in 12th
I got B.Tech
She got BBA
I was doing B.Tech
She got MBA
I was preparing 4 M.TECH entrance
She got married
I m doing M.TECH
She's d mother of 2 children
I got PH.D
Her daughter is in 1st stndrd,
I became DOCTRATE
Hr daughtr passd 10th,
I hav joined job.
Hr Daughtr joined College.
The Greatest irony-
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Today is my ENGAGEMENT
& Her daughtr is my WIFE Labels: B.Tech Jokes, College Jokes, Facebook Jokes, SMS Jokes, Telugu Jokes
Partiality in Class room Funny but true
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class.:P:P
Sir reaction-"you boys are
making noise. . GET OUT !!!"
Boys -"Sorry sir noru muskoni kusuntam ipad nunchi"
Sir-"if u wont move out i'll mark
1
week absent !"
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GROUP OF GIRLS TALKING**
SIR reaction-"Arey em maatladthunaro maaku kuda chepthe memu kudaa navvutham kadhaa .....
wahh sir wahh , vaalu matladithe sollu karchukuntu vintaa antaru memu matladithe sollu appi bhayatiki dobbeyi antaru :-p
True story :-p Labels: B.Tech Jokes, College Jokes, Facebook Jokes, SMS Jokes, Telugu Jokes
College Jokes
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Boy to Girl..
Boy: I LOVE U..
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Girl Boy ni laagipetti kotti...
"Emannaav.. Mallee
chepparaa"
Andhi kopamgaa.
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Boy girl ni Laagipetti
kotti....
"Neeku Vinapadaledhu
kadhe...
Marendhuku kottaav" Labels: children jokes, College Jokes, Facebook Jokes, SMS Jokes, Telugu Jokes
B.Tech jokes to share on facebook
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Student : College lo na sir....? :-)
H.O.D : :-o Labels: B.Tech Jokes, Facebook Jokes, SMS Jokes, Telugu Jokes
Train Joke
Views:
99 chanipoyaru 1 jaffa brathikipoyadu!
Reporter jaffa tho idhantha yela jarigindhi ?
Jaffa: anouncment lo
Pinakini Express platform meedhaki vosthundi ani chepparu,,
andaru bayapadi platform mida nundi train pattala meedhaki dhunkesaru
kani train platform midhaki rakunda pattala meedhaki vochindhi %)
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Reporter: inka meeru thelivainavallu kabbatti thelsukoni pattala meedhaki digaledhanamata !
Jaffa: kadhandii, nenu suicide cheskodaniki vocchanu,
anouncemnt vini pattala midha nundi platform midhaki yekkesa ! Labels: Facebook Jokes, SMS Jokes, Telugu Jokes
Joke in a home about husband
Views:
Yendhuku Yedusthunnaaru...???
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Wife:"Mee Sir office lo oka
ammaayini Love Chesthunnaaru.."
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Pani manishi:""Noo... Alaa
Yeppatikee Jaragadhu.
Sir Naaku Anyayam
Cheyaru .... :p :D :O
Wife double shocks .... :p :D Labels: Facebook Jokes, SMS Jokes, Telugu Jokes
Children in todays generation are too funny
Views:
Todays generation of children.....!! --!
kid:nanna naku pelli chey.......
father:evaritho --.......
kid:nanamma tho......
father:orey thanu naku amma ra ante ne nanamma ra yedhava.....
kid:mari nuvvu ma amma ni endhuku cheskunnav ra..........
buddodu rockz.....:p
vadi babu shockzz..... :p
Labels:
children jokes,
Facebook Jokes,
SMS Jokes,
Telugu Jokes
kid:nanna naku pelli chey.......
father:evaritho --.......
kid:nanamma tho......
father:orey thanu naku amma ra ante ne nanamma ra yedhava.....
kid:mari nuvvu ma amma ni endhuku cheskunnav ra..........
buddodu rockz.....:p
vadi babu shockzz..... :p
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