Monday, April 1, 2013

Funny Telugu Joke of Judge and a Thief to share on facebook

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Judge : nuvvu oke dukanamlo rendu sarlu dongathanam chesav, Daniki karanam emiti.
Dhonga : modhatisari dongathanam chesivasthunte akkada oka board meeda "visit again" ani rasi undi andhuke chesanu.

First ever telugu funny quote supporting a girl

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Girl:
KADUPU NOPPI Vasthondhi.

Jaffa:
kadupulo em lekapothe anthe kadupu noppi vasthundhi.

girl:
andhukena nuv yeppuduu thala noppi ani edusthav.

Girl Rockssss

Boy Shocksssss :P :D

Funny incident of boy and girl on road for facebook telugu

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A Boy was driving a car

A girl on scooty overtook him

Boy shouted, "Hey Buffalo"

Girl turned back n shouted..
"you donkey, idiot, stupid n monkey"

Suddenly she had an accident
She was hit by a buffalo crossing the road..

MORAL:
"Girls never understand what a boy wants 2 say" ;)

Telugu Funny Dialogue by guests after 2010

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Guest intiki vachinapudu vaallu cheppe first
dialogue

1990's lo aithe : enti mee intlo TV undhaa?

2000's lo aithe: enti mee intllo computer
unda?

2010 nunchi dialogue :
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Nokia sanna pin charger undhaa? :P :D

A boy for Wifi Funny incident

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Girl Siggu paduthuu Jaffa dhaggaraki vatchi Adigindhi.

Girl:
Prathirojuuu.. morning Nundi midnite Dhaka Maa inti mundhu untunnaav. Nenu chuusthunnanu. Nee Sincerity Naaku Nacchindhi. I Love U"

Jaffa:
"Okka Nimisham Aagu thalleee.... Mee Intlo Wi-Fi ni vaadukodaaniki Ikkaduntunnaa..­. Asalu Nee moham inthavarakuu chuudaledhu."

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Students at exam Funny Thoughts

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Truth Of Studens..:p
Most Common
Dialogues During
Exam:
1. Rey.. Yenni Questions Raasaav.. ??
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2. Abey Konchem Peddhagaa
cheppura Vinipinchatledh­u...
:p
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3. Ma’am I was asking for the
eraser :(
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4. Paper Paiki lepu bey.. Yevaruu
chudatam ledhu le gaani:/
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5. Rey.. yee chapter manaki
cheppaaraa.. ??
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6. Inkokka roju Time unte
Chadhivevaadni.
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7. WTF..!! .
8. Yee Paper Set chesindhi Yevadraa
baabuu . ??
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9. Paper Elaa vatchindhi Raa..
kummesaavaa.. ??
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10. Answer sheet ni Konchem right
side ki petti raasko Raa.. Naaku
kanipisthundhi Appudu.:D
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And The Famous one
. 11. Dhevudaa... Ee Okkasaariki
pass chey.
Mother Promise..
next tym Baaga prepare
Avuthaa....:p :O :D

Agree Students ?? = HIT Like

Tortoise and Rabbit funny joke

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Tortoise & Rabbit wrote entrance exam,
Tortoise got 80%
Rabbit 81%.
Both went 4 admission in an engineering college,
Cut off needed was 85%.
Rabbit didn't get admission
but
Tortoise got.
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U remember when v were in 1st std, tortoise won a race.
So Sports quota 5% marks extra