Thursday, October 10, 2013
Funniest reply
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A Husband working in UK wrote to his wife in India.
Dear Sunita Darling,
I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has affected my Company's performance, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart, please understand and adjust with this situation.
Your loving husband,
His wife replied
Hey hubby
Thanks for the 100 kisses.
Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man, agreed not to disconnect only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of
the monthly rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only,so I gave him other items, I hope you understand.
5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.
Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can survive the month using this balance.
Shall I plan the same for the next month?
Your Sweet Heart
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English Jokes,
Wife and Husband jokes
Dear Sunita Darling,
I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has affected my Company's performance, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart, please understand and adjust with this situation.
Your loving husband,
His wife replied
Hey hubby
Thanks for the 100 kisses.
Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man, agreed not to disconnect only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of
the monthly rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only,so I gave him other items, I hope you understand.
5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.
Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can survive the month using this balance.
Shall I plan the same for the next month?
Your Sweet Heart
Friday, July 12, 2013
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In Year 2050
Dad Kopam ga Arusthu Chepthadu thana Nursery Son tho:
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" Nenu Ippatiki Neeku Above Thousand Times Cheppanu...
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Nuv Nijanga Puttav... promise...
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Ninnu Download Cheyaledu......"
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Funny Telugu Joke of Judge and a Thief to share on facebook
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Boy shouted, "Hey Buffalo"
Girl turned back n shouted..
"you donkey, idiot, stupid n monkey"
Suddenly she had an accident
She was hit by a buffalo crossing the road..
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"Girls never understand what a boy wants 2 say" ;) Labels: B.Tech Jokes, College Jokes, Facebook Jokes, SMS Jokes, Telugu Jokes
Telugu Funny Dialogue by guests after 2010
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dialogue
1990's lo aithe : enti mee intlo TV undhaa?
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unda?
2010 nunchi dialogue :
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